From Silly to Sizzling:
Balloon Twisting & Lap Dancing with Cello Bordello!
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This is your chance to grab the spotlight and toy with your audience in the most unexpected ways!
First it’s squeaks, giggles and balloon dogs that pop with personality, then it’s slow burns, smouldering looks, and sizzling moves that makes hearts race.
Cello Bordello will have you twisting, teasing and tempting as you discover how playful and powerful breaking the fourth wall can be…
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~ SUNDAY 26th October~
1pm – 2:30pm Beginner Balloon Twisting
2:30pm – 4pm Lap Dance
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STRICTLY LIMITED PLACES AVAILABLE
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Beginner Balloon Twisting
Learning balloon twisting can add a valuable skill to an entertainer’s repertoire, or at least, can be a fun little party trick!
From dandy dogs to squeaky swords, you can learn step-by-step how to twist, shape and transform balloons into unique creations.
This workshop will give you the fundamentals of twisting, offer a variety of techniques, troubleshooting common issues, and develop a repertoire of designs.
Led by Cello Bordello who has been entertaining audiences for the last 25 years.
Learn, twist, create!
TEACHER: Cello Bordello
TIMETABLE: 1:00pm – 2:30pm, Sunday 26th October 2025
VENUE: The Bombshell Burlesque Academy, 4/219 Given Terrace, Paddington
BRING: Note pad and paper if you would like to take notes.
WEAR: Dress up as colourful as you like!
INCLUDES: Balloons and pumps are supplied in class but you are also welcome to BYO.
Lap Dance with Cello Bordello
Lap dancing is one of those life skills you never knew you needed - until now!
This class allows you to really dive into your sensuality and build your self-confidence. You will learn a smooth, slow routine that you can perform to any song for your lover while being taught the art of seduction, learning to love your body and how to make eye contact.
There is no better way to spice up your relationship for an anniversary, birthday, special occasion or just for fun!
This workshop is open to all levels of experience and fitness.
TEACHER: Cello Bordello
TIMETABLE: 2:30 - 4pm, Sunday 26th October 2025
VENUE: The Bombshell Burlesque Academy, 4/219 Given Terrace, Paddington
BRING: BYO Chair, heels with a strap, water, tripod for your phone if desired
WEAR: Your favourite lingerie/costume or clothes you can move in
COST
~ SUNDAY 26th October 2025~
1pm – 2:30pm Beginner Balloon Twisting (1.5hr) - $55
2:30pm – 4pm Lap Dance (1.5hr) - $ 55
Book in to both workshops with Cello Bordello in one transaction and enjoy 10% off the total cost!
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TO ENROL
Choose the From Silly to Sizzling item in our online store to book.
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By enrolling in these workshops, you acknowledge and agree to all Terms & Conditions of enrollment.
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Expensive Hands with Lenore Noire!​​​​​
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Every flick of the wrist, tilt of the chin, and arch of the hip tells the world exactly who you are and, in this workshop, we’re making sure you’re looking expensive.
This session is all about learning how to frame your face and body with confidence, using your hands, lines, and angles to create captivating shapes both on stage and in front of the camera. You’ll explore how to move with purpose, highlight your best features, and bring polish and power to every pose.
We’ll explore:
✨ Striking flattering lines that highlight your unique body
✨ Framing your face and body with confident, expressive hands (no limp spaghetti fingers here!)
✨ Moving effortlessly between poses for both stage and photos
✨ Creative shape inspiration (yes, even that alphabet technique makes an appearance!)
✨ Facial expressions that match your movement and mood
Whether you’re brand new or a seasoned showpony, this workshop will help you move with clarity and confidence so you can serve a little luxury from fingertip to toe because darling, your hands are expensive.
TEACHER: Lenore Noire
TIMETABLE: 1:00pm – 2:30pm, Sunday 9th November 2025
VENUE: The Bombshell Burlesque Academy, 4/219 Given Terrace, Paddington
BRING: Note pad and paper if you would like to take notes, water bottle
WEAR: Fitted, comfortable clothing, preferably all one colour
COST - $55
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TO ENROL
Choose the Expensive Hands item in our online store to book.
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By enrolling in these workshops, you acknowledge and agree to all Terms & Conditions of enrollment.
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